HOPIUM

Are you feeling breathless as the crypto charts dive deeper into the red?

This limited batch of anti-panic portable oxygen in a can offers a breath of fresh optimism when your portfolio dips. Just one spray and you'll feel rejuvenated, ready to hodl on!

• Over 200 1-second breaths
• Natural favor
• Built in mouthpiece

Orders start shipping in June, so reserve yours today and breathe easy all season long!